Alive. Still.

Okay, the ban's still on. And it sucks. I don't know how long this will last. Are you suffering without anything to read?

And there's Victorian Day on Friday, too! You would know what that is if I could post! I want to write about it so bad!

I'm thinking, if the ban's off by the holidays, I'm going to film a Blog Special to post on the blog. Like, have school clips of all my buddies, and a conversation between the Egos and reenactments of past blog events and such. Whatcha think? What should I include?

My mom's telling me to get off now or the ban will never end, so bye! Oh yeah, and New Moon sucked! Just my opinion!

Sayonara, everybody!

I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!

Eccentric; Hi! Well, Cranberry's still alive, but...

Boy; She's been banned from the computer, because of SOMETHING a certain SOMEONE did...

Eccentric; I swear, it was unavoidable!

Boy; Riiiight... Anyway, since she's still banned, today's post will be by the Egos.

Eccentric; Tech week for the musical is next week, so even if the ban is off by then, she probably won't be able to post. Neither will we, for that matter.

Boy; Eccentric?

Eccentric; What?

Boy; What's Philosopher doing?

*Both look into the corner of Cranberry's brain, where philosopher is busy meditating*

Philosopher; OOOOOOHHHHHMMMMithinkyoushouldintroducethenewEgo....

Boy; uhh, right. Cranberry has a new Ego.

Eccentric; She's a superhero!

Boy; And she's really creepy.

Eccentric; Meet SUPERGIRL!

Supergirl; I fight for liberty, justice, and enchiladas!

Philosopher; OOOOOOHHHHHMMMMIthinknachosarewaywaybetter....

*Supergirl gives Philosopher her death glare, but unfortunately for her, he has his eyes closed, so he's made immune*

Eccentric; Well, since you're the new Ego, you get to use the controls of the body for a full five minutes! After that, you will officially join the crazy scramble for power over the body.

Boy; And you'll be shut in the basement a lot.

*Supergirl takes the controls*

Supergirl; Here we go!

Eccentric; Aiyeee!

Boy; Supergirl, don't touch that! Agh, we're gonna crash!

Philosopher; OOOOOOHHHHHMMMMOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW...

Eccentric; I had no idea this body was capable of flying!

Boy; It's not supposed to!

Supergirl; Doesn't the body adapt to whatever the Ego using it can do?

Boy; We didn't think you were seriously a superhero!

Cranberry; *emerging from the basement* Dude, you're supposed to TRAIN her before you put her at the controls.

Supergirl; Cranberry, they're mean!

Cranberry; This is the gas. This is the brakes. This is the steering wheel. Good luck. She gets to do her five minutes over.

Rest of Egos; Rats. Sayonara!

FINALLY!!!

At long last, Penguin and I have FINALLY managed to full-on tackle a pizza guy! We feel SO awesome right now!

Before I go into that, here are the long- awaited Halloween photos!

First, I'll start with a few pics from my birthday party, because I never put those up. Here's Kitty and me.

Kitty's the blonde one with the normal expression, and I'm the... other one. Pretty funny, actually.




Next is Penguin, my fellow pizza-guy-tackling-buddy. She is in a weird pose, and I don't know why.

Yeah, I think this picture pretty much captures the essence of Penguin. Do you think that pose is on purpose?




This is TWWOTF, as you should be able to tell by the refined posture and straightened hair. Ahh, what the heck, everyone has fun sometimes, right? Even if she IS virtually irrecognizable.

That is not beer she is drinking, thank you very much. That is Jones soda, which is almost as good as Izze.



Next is a close-up of Spoilsport, which I don't quite understand why I took because she's doing nothing but take up useful space on my very small memory card. Seriously, why bother if she won't even smile?

Ha, she looks like a deer caught in headlights. That's a little sad, because I think she's trying to look intimidating.


Ahh, here are the Halloween pics! Another one of Spoilsport. Why me? She seems to be mixing an odd kind of witches' brew, even though she ended up going as a Soul Reaper. Yeah, none of the One Piece costumes worked. Spoilsport had a spoilsportish change of heart, Penguin didn't come, Kitty didn't come, and I couldn't get my costume on time, so I had to go as Boy. And, believe me, neither he nor any of my friends were happy about that.


This is Mini-Me in her secret agent disguise, staring bracingly into the camera. I'm a little scared of this picture.

She's really been growing lately, so I don't think I can keep calling her that, but I'll do it anyway.




Here's Spoilsport's brother, Junior, holding up his dog, Dr. Diabolical, in front of his face. He's called Junior because he is Spoilsport's Spoilsport-in-training. Absolutely wimpy, that one.

Dr. Diabolical is out to get me. Don't even ask me to say any more.




This is a sideways portrait of Bonita, the one with the brown hair, and Twin #2, the one with the glasses. They're both very sweet people. Yeah, boring.

Or so I think.




Here is Horsie, in all her crazy Western glory. She claimed to be her long-lost twin cousin(don't ask me what THAT'S supposed to mean), but we all knew it was just her at heart.

Now, I didn't name her Horsie because of her Westernness, but because of her love of horses. I'm serious, she's obsessed with them. Every other word out of her mouth is 'horse.' Makes her a real pain to talk to.

This is No-Name, who fell very much in love with Boy halfway through the party and made things even more awkward for him. As I believe I've said before, she has no interesting characteristics, except for her ability to fall in love with my alter egos. Moving on.





From back to front, here are Miss Acting Buddy, Twin #2, and Mawmy. I don't believe I've introduced Mawmy yet, but she acts very motherly all the time and can get rather annoying if you're not in the need for motherliness. She is my only friend besides Spoilsport in my Advising class.




Last of mah buddeez but not last of the pictures, here's Twin #1. Sideways. How did that happen?

She's the self-confident one, if you'll remember. I think you'll be able to tell if you put her picture next to her sister's. In fact, I'll show you.


See? totally different disposition. See? See?


Yessir, totally different.









And, finally, me and (promptly being shoved out of the image) Bonita! No, that's just a little mistake. We're buddies. Right, Bonita? Right? What's with the creepy expression?

Sayonara, everybody! And remember; your life isn't complete until you've tackled a pizza guy!

I'm Alive!

I have not died. Not yet, I don't think. If I did, you would be sad. Right? Why aren't you answering?

So, I'm all happy and stuff, because I just recovered from swine flu. Me no like swine flu. It's yucky.

I'm also happy because I got well in time to go to Spoilsport's Halloween celebration! All our friends were there(aka all the people who weren't cool enough to be invited to the cool people's parties, which SUPPOSEDLY invited everyone in the grade.).

I'd upload the pics I took, but I need to know one thing; Can I trust you guys?

Sayonara and CAN I?

Interesting...

Did I tell you that I have no friends in the cast of the musical? Only one. Miss Acting Buddy doesn't count, because she's so obsessed with keeping her rep up that she only talks to me a. when no one else is around or b. when we're at a Girl Scouts meeting.

My only friend is named Theresa. If you're wondering why I put her real name, she asked me to. She's in the grade above me, and she's in the same situation as I am, only she actually cares. It makes me sad.

The good news, though, is that SG(Sadistic Grandpa, Sir Limey Pants's new name. Don't ask) saw that Theresa wasn't here today. I was lying on the floor during a break, staring at the ceiling, when I found him lying next to me. I asked him why, and he said, "If I can't be your boyfriend, then at least I'll help you through the hard times."

I was happy, even though he said it was only for the duration of the musical, and possibly the spring play if I chose to do that, too. I was happy to be accepted, if only because of one person.

I'm sorry if this post was a little serious, so here's something funny to cheer it up.



I swear, hedgehogs are my new favvy animal just because of this video!

Sayonara!

I Wore My Hair Down Today,

Character bios! These are Lind and Roz, who are focused on in the second book. Lind is evile.


Lind of Sae; While she was always under the same pressure as Lus and Luc, it was always known she would probably not be the one to take over Sae. While Lus is like the pinnacle of Saedom and Luc is a natural leader, she has always been a very rational person, sometimes unable to grasp the strangeness of Sae and why rebellion is needed in this country. Always worshiping the one who has power, she believes Tii should be respected. She works as a Logger, taking care of timber. Unbeknown to Lus and Luc, she witnessed the death of her parents, and that's why she respects Tii so much. In fact, this event affected her so much, she was driven slightly insane and set fire to Sae. Lus alone witnesses this, and is very stricken by the betrayal of her sister. Though she appears to be heartless toward her siblings, when she finds out that Luc was killed by the fire, she becomes sane enough to become a spy against Tii in the rebellion. Born on October 12th.

And now Roz. He's the one who saved when Cla was mugged. Is Cla's most trusted friend.


Roz of Ra; He's the one who saved Cla when she was mugged at age eight. In the process, he became best friends with her, even though they live in different cities. Of course, since Ra and Aire are so close to each other, he can visit her every weekend. Though he doesn't realize it until Cla loses her sanity in the end, he's always harbored secret feelings for her, and finds himself to be the only one she can trust as well. when he goes to Sae, he becomes very attached to the place and is sorely disappointed when it is destroyed. When he finds out about Laux's dreams, he doesn't believe in them, but is not surprised when they come true. Even though they live in the same city, he is not as close to Laux as he is to Cla. Cla, though, becomes close to Laux and listens to her predictions. Born on August 27.

Sayonara!

Well, then...

My family had the family birthday party for me, Peanut, and Mom today. Since we all have birthdays in October, we all get the same party. Whoopie.

As you know, I come from a family of nutjobs, so what happened was pretty odd for anyone sane to comprehend.

I'm telling you for the last time, NO ONE in my family is on drugs. I think that clears things up for you.

Now on to the stuff I feel like writing about!

On Friday, the most recent day that I had Art, something funny happened. Since we just finished our last project, we were having a bit of free time today. We were still forced to sit in our assigned seats. Drat.

My assigned seat is next to Mr. President(have I told you about him yet?), and Slush came over to talk to him. Apparently, they both have put off doing their outside-class project off until now, even though it's due Wednesday. I can't really blame them. I have, too.

The project is to take an old masterpiece (Mona Lisa, The Scream, etc.)and redraw it into something modern, like giving them an ipod.

So they were both completely clueless as to what they should draw. They sat there for ever, just coming up with stupid ideas that would earn them both Fs. Finally, they asked me what I was going to draw.

I hadn't come up with anything, so I told them the first thing that came out of my head, I was going to draw a talkshow with Mona Lisa AND The Scream. I was surprised by the ingenious of the out-of-the-blue idea. They were, too.

Slush asked me if I was actually going to use that idea. I told him, "If I can come up with a -spur-of-the-moment ingenious thing like that, do you really think I'm going to give it away that easily?" He stared at me and said, "Did you really just come up with that on the spot?"

I said yes, and he said, "Aww, I was thinking that if you were joking, I would do that." I spent the rest of the period comforting him. Wasted time. Seriously. I mean, I was drawing caterpillars until then! See? Absolutely wasted.

Sayonara!