Vhat?

I have lost my purpose in life. No, not because Spoilsport's leaving. I've totally gotten over that now. We've exchanged E-mails, so things should be all right.

Nothing unusual has happened to me today. NOTHING. No dive bombing kitties. No klutzy accidents. You might say I've actually had a normal Saturday. I have not felt the inclination to do the Gertrude Dance even once today.

Uh, excuse me, what did I just say? I think I might just have spouted something SANE. Horror, horror. Wait here while I go whack myself in the head in an attempt to recover my insanity.

Ow. That didn't help at all. I guess I'll have to do the Gertrude Dance several times over in order to go back to my normal ways.

Wait, I don't want to be normal. I want to get weirder, because my life today is distinctly lacking in oddity.

I don't really feel like doing the Gertrude Dance, though.

Okay, I've got to stop that. Bad brain.

Being normal is kind of refreshing, though.

SHUT UP.

Please don't exhibit that rude behavior towards me.

SHUT UP. BAD, BAD BRAIN!

Ow.

Haha, That's what you get for being normal! Ow. I've got to remember that it's me I'm whacking, too.

Good bye-

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!

*my normal side retreats to the corner and pouts*

Good brain. Sayonara, Everybody!