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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
More songs
I've got some new dances and such, so here goes!
The Condiments song. To be sung at a dinner table when conversation is lacking. Sing to the tune of The Continents song.
The Condiments song, by Cranberry
Do you know the condiments, condiments, condiments?
Do you know the condiments? Yes, I do.
Ketchup, mustard, tartar sauce, mayonnaise,
Steak sauce, hot sauce, and relish!
Now, Thank You For The Poultry, by Penguin. This is to be sung in the same situation as The Condiments song. Sing to the tune of Thank You For The Music.
Thank You for the Poultry, by Penguin
Thank you for the poultry, the food I'm eatin'
Give us back our poultry, we're really hungry!
Thank you for the chicken, we need the protein
The chicken's name is Chuck, so CHUCK! HIM! FARTHER!
Yeah, Penguin came up with that in Gym class today. We were playing a game that was a weird mix of soccer, hockey, and basketball. The "ball" was a rubber chicken. Penguin and I were on opposite teams(Spoilsport isn't in our Gym period, so of course she wasn't there) and every time the other's team stole the chicken, we'd yell, "GIVE US BACK OUR POULTRY!"
Halfway through the game, we randomly started calling the chicken Chuck. You can see where that lead.
About the story I'm writing... I know I'm getting good progress on it, but the vampires and werewolves theme is kinda taken right now(Even though I started it before Twilight became popular!), so I'm going to shelf that idea for now until the Twilight shenanigans has died down. I never liked that series. Horrible writing quality.
I'm going to start working on a new idea that I've had. I guess I'll put in some character bios later.
Penguin and I were talking about answering machines (don't ask how THAT came up) when we were waiting to be picked up from school today, and I came up with an INGENIOUS one. Here goes;
"Hello, Transvestites Incorporated, Severus Snape speaking. (pause) Yes, this is the Self-Help line. (pauses) Oh, great, not another Harry Potter fan. Yes, I was going from man to woman when something went wrong, and they had to stop. Now, I'm stuck with the body of a man and all the hormones and mood swings of a woman. NOW, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU REALLY WANT?! (pauses) Oh, you want to leave a message for (insert my real name here)? That's easy. Here you go(beep)."
There's one of them, and here's the other.
"IT'S ALIIIIVE! (in another voice) Yosh."
Penguin likes to say Yosh, so that's a tribute to her right there.
I should probably do my homework now, so sayonara, everybody!
The Condiments song. To be sung at a dinner table when conversation is lacking. Sing to the tune of The Continents song.
The Condiments song, by Cranberry
Do you know the condiments, condiments, condiments?
Do you know the condiments? Yes, I do.
Ketchup, mustard, tartar sauce, mayonnaise,
Steak sauce, hot sauce, and relish!
Now, Thank You For The Poultry, by Penguin. This is to be sung in the same situation as The Condiments song. Sing to the tune of Thank You For The Music.
Thank You for the Poultry, by Penguin
Thank you for the poultry, the food I'm eatin'
Give us back our poultry, we're really hungry!
Thank you for the chicken, we need the protein
The chicken's name is Chuck, so CHUCK! HIM! FARTHER!
Yeah, Penguin came up with that in Gym class today. We were playing a game that was a weird mix of soccer, hockey, and basketball. The "ball" was a rubber chicken. Penguin and I were on opposite teams(Spoilsport isn't in our Gym period, so of course she wasn't there) and every time the other's team stole the chicken, we'd yell, "GIVE US BACK OUR POULTRY!"
Halfway through the game, we randomly started calling the chicken Chuck. You can see where that lead.
About the story I'm writing... I know I'm getting good progress on it, but the vampires and werewolves theme is kinda taken right now(Even though I started it before Twilight became popular!), so I'm going to shelf that idea for now until the Twilight shenanigans has died down. I never liked that series. Horrible writing quality.
I'm going to start working on a new idea that I've had. I guess I'll put in some character bios later.
Penguin and I were talking about answering machines (don't ask how THAT came up) when we were waiting to be picked up from school today, and I came up with an INGENIOUS one. Here goes;
"Hello, Transvestites Incorporated, Severus Snape speaking. (pause) Yes, this is the Self-Help line. (pauses) Oh, great, not another Harry Potter fan. Yes, I was going from man to woman when something went wrong, and they had to stop. Now, I'm stuck with the body of a man and all the hormones and mood swings of a woman. NOW, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU REALLY WANT?! (pauses) Oh, you want to leave a message for (insert my real name here)? That's easy. Here you go(beep)."
There's one of them, and here's the other.
"IT'S ALIIIIVE! (in another voice) Yosh."
Penguin likes to say Yosh, so that's a tribute to her right there.
I should probably do my homework now, so sayonara, everybody!
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