Thursday, July 23, 2009

School?!

I don't know why I called this entry school. I have absolutely nothing to say about it.

Have you seen my feeshies? They are pretty low on the screen, but they are so cute! They remind me of my real-life feeshie. If only they were super-aggressive.

Yeah, my pets are kinda weird. I have two keetties, or, well, one keetty and one mutant. The keety likes to slink around like a Secret agent. Whenever she passes me, I serenade her with "Secret AAAAAAgent caaaaat..." She is very funny when you do something to her that's out of the ordinary. She will be called Prim, for she is very prim and proper.

The mutant is a weird combination of ferret, camel, snaggletooth tiger (NO, not sabertooth tiger, SNAGGLETOOTH tiger!), and cat. His ferret part is shown in his long body, he is part camel because he has a hump, he has snaggleteeth, and he looks like a cat. Basically, he is the ugliest cat known to man. Call him Mutant.

My dog is extremely furry, friendly, stinky, and big. I am his favorite human. Yeah, just call him Stinky.

My fish is REALLY scary. If it's possible for a fish to have a killer death glare, he does. I call him Fatso, even though he's totally skinny because of all the excercise he gets tormenting poor little (not) Mutant. Prim likes to drink out of his bowl, but Mutant was scared away a long time ago. The only people in my family who AREN'T scared of him are me and Prim.

I suppose I should tell you about Penguin and Spoilsport's pets, too. Penguin has a bunny that I will call Nose because he doesn't have one; it's fa too small too see. She also has two birds that I call Tweet and Tweetette. They have no intelligence whatsoever.

Spoilsport has a tiny dog named Dr. Diabolical. I swear, I have never seen a scarier Havanese in my life. He and Fatso would get along famously.

Yesterday, when I was on my evening bike ride, I saw what may be the most interesting thing I ever see in my entire life. I think I saw Bigfoot. See, Iwas riding past the woods near my house when, somehow, my jeans were caught on my chain and I fell over. As I strugled to free myself, I looked up for a breif second and saw something.

Just a few meters away, I saw a humaniod creature staring at me with surprisingl intelligent eyes. It had brown hair all over it and was bent down, as if he had been going to pick something up when he saw me coming. I opened my mouth, and apparently he saw that as a threat, because he went careening into the bushes. I tried to go after him, but I was still entangled in my bike chain.

When I got back home, I saw that my uncle, who climbs mountains for a living, had come to visit.

I'd wondered why Bigfoot was wearing clothes.