Nya-ha-ha, The Infiltration of the Web Has Begun!

Hurrah! The Insane Trio has finally infiltrated the web! No, I'm not kidding. We call ourselves the Insane Trio. Unfortunately, only one of us, me, is in the know of our sudden infiltration. The other two are at camp. T.T

There are three of us in the Insane Trio, which isn't very hard to guess once you've realized what our name is. I'm Cranberry. I'm the one in the Insane Trio who likes to do stupid things that are REALLY fun, once you get past the itty-bitty bit of info that it's entirely dangerous. I also am the creator of the Gertrude dance.

The second of the Insane Trio is Penguin, who, as you may have guessed, is obsessed with penguins. She is the one who is quiet at times but is very loud and obnoxious when it comes right down to it. She's the third member's tranquilizer when the third member is mad at me, which is practically 24/7. She is the creator of the loophole song.

The third member is Spoilsport, a girl who is amazingly spoilsportish. Once she discovers that I'm making this blog, she'll probably make me change her nickname to something like Katana, but let's have a little more fun making fun of her before that, shall we? Spoilsport is the one who hardly says anything until you get on her nerves (which I do a lot), then, when you have, unleashes her fury in a stream of cusses and "YOU IDIOT!"s. I like to annoy her.

Alrighty then, since I'm done with explaining, let me tell you wht this blog's about. It's about me blabbering on about the Insane Trio's shenanigans and insructing you on how to do the various danes and songs that we've come up with. Basically, it's something I expect you to read when you're bored and hae acess to a computer.

Now for the instructions for the Gertrude Dance!

The Gertrude Dance, by Cranberry

First, put your arms out like a cactus.
Bend your knees. Start hopping about from foot to foot, like your stepping on hot sand, keeping your knees bent. Whilst doing this, shout "HOYA, HOYA, HOYA, HOYA!"
Stop doing this after you're done shouting HOYA, raise your hands to Thor (whatever) and hop around in a circle. Whilst doing this, shout "OH-SHA, OH-SHA, OH-SHA, OH-SHA!" repeat three times.
After repeating three times, jump into a position that indicates you're holding an imaginary bazooka, fire it, and shout "DARN THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!" and point to your head. Whalla! You, my friend, have been accepted by the tribe!

...and that's the Gertrude Dance. I highly doubt that's going to be the last dance that we ever create, considering the songs we've created. We need dances to those, too! I'll post those later. For now, erlack, everybody!