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I did it!

I did it! I figured it out ! I'm sorry if it's a bit small, but at least I did it! Enjoy Weird Intro!

Woot!

I'm back! I have so much to talk about! I cant wai-

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I'm Going!

I'm going away at 10:30 this morning, so I figured I should at least write a good-bye post(Why bother, I'm only going to be gone for five days.)

This morning, I was watering my mom's plants when I got bored and decided to spray myself with the hose. When I came back in, my mom started shrieking, "(Insert real name here)!!! Can't you ever do something with a hose without spraying yourself with it?!"

She started going on about how we were going to have to get me into different clothes and how this was going to be bad for our trip karma(whatever that means), when I pointed out that I was in my pajamas. They weren't even the ones I was planning to take.

She calmed down after that. I think it's pretty obvious that I get my (lack of) attention span from my dad.

My mom and I are the only ones going to my aunt and uncle's cabin. My dad's going on a business trip and Peanut's got a swimming camp she absolutely CAN'T miss(Don't be fooled, she just doesn't want to deal with our cousin, Monkey). She'll be staying at her friend's house. Stinky, Prim, Mutant and Fatso are staying home (of course).

I have just figured out that Mutant is also part seal. Oh, joy.

Speaking of which, the other day, I was in bed at 9:00 pm, reading, and Peanut was in her bed (she shares a room with me, which I think is a VERY bad idea), cuddling with Mutant. She was cooing at him, and if I'm not mistaken, I believe she called him "cute." I don't think she's right in the head.

I will miss you all. Sayonara!

You Belong with me!

Okay, I REALLY love this song, so if you don't, I don't care!



Aah, luurve.

So, I really don't have much to say, except this: I'm going to my aunt and uncle's cabin tomorrow, so don't expect a post for a few days, okay?

I suppose I'll post the new dances I came up with now. First is Kitty Bus. The lyrics are one line above the appropriate dance moves, which are in italics, okay?

Kitty Bus Dance!

Go kitty kitty, go kiiitty kitty bus,
wave arms in a circular motion, indicating the wheels of a bus.

Go kitty kitty, go kiiitty kitty bus,
same as previous line

Go kitty kitty, go kiiitty kitty bus,
same as previous line

Run on the telephone wiiire,
continue waving arms until the end of 'telephone', then strike pose of your choice.

Smile that freaky smiiile,
wave arms until the end of 'freaky', then strike a different pose of choice.

Go kitty kitty, go kiiitty kitty bus!
wave arms until 'kiiitty', then jazz hands

... Whoo! Good news - I think Penguin's coming back soon, but Spoilsport's going to Virginia after camp, so I think I'll let Penguin write a few entries! Whaddaya think?

New template!

To celebrate my 25 posts, I have chosen a new template for my blog! Do ya like it?

I really haven't got much to say. Sorry for bothering you, I'm just really bored.

Meanwhile, I have dances for the loophole song and Kitty Bus! I just don't feel like posting them now. Sorry!

Idiotic sister

My idiotic sister comes along and swipes the whole Eastern section of the pyramid. Drat. She goes away chuckling. It's not funny.

My pyramid is ruined.

At least I can still eat Skittles. Yum, yum.

OH MY GOD!!! This is my twenty-sixth post! I've had more than 25 posts! Sweet!

I must celebrate!!!

Here's my favorite parody. It's called Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. It's very funny, though it can be inappropriate. My favorite character is Kaiba.

"Screw the rules, I have money."

"Kaiba, if you truly wish to know, then TALK TO THE HAND!!!"

Aah, I love this.