Fifty!!!

This is my fiftieth post! WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE?!

Well, since I posted an episode of Yugioh abridged last time I encountered a milestone, I think I'll do that again!

Yugioh Abridged, episode 2!



Aah, I love that series. On to the yammering!

With Halloween coming up, my friends and I are discussing our costumes. Kitty, Penguin, Spoilsport and I are all going as One piece characters. This'll be weird.

First off, I'm going as Luffy, the main character. He's a ditz. I'm a ditz. He believes in justice. I... What?

So, yeah, I'm going as this guy. Like the vest? The shorts? The straw hat?

I don't know how this is going to work, though. I mean, I've got the personality down, and the looks, but it gets REALLY FREAKING COLD at Halloween time where I live. I guess the shorts will be okay, but that vest will be a problem.



Next is Spoilsport, who will be Zolo because she's in love with him. This makes no sense whatsoever. Zolo eats like a pig. Spoilsport is pretty much anorexic. Zolo is always asleep. Spoilsport is an insomniac.

AND he's super tall! Spoilsport's, like, half my height, let alone his!

She doesn't know the first thing about swordfighting. I mean, I'm a pretty odd case, taking swordfighting class from age four to age ten, but still! She has no speed, sneakiness, or charisma, and you need all of those to swordfight! Geez!

Aah, cosplay. The ups and downs. The doubts and certainty.


The role of Nami will be played by Kitty, because she's got the best body for it. I'm serious, she's curvy beyond compare, just like Nami. Even their hair looks alike.

Sorry about the weirdness of the picture, but it's the best I could find. The others were all fanmade weird things, so this is the one with the minimum weirdness.

So, if you've ever wondered what Kitty looks like, until I post the Halloween pics, that's the best you're gonna get.



Finally, Penguin's not sure which person she wants to be, because the rest of the characters are all pretty bizarre.

Her first choice is Robin. The problem with this one is apparent pretty much right away.

Robin always looks a lot like a porn star or something, and Penguin is very far from a porn star. Penguin is still absolutely flat.

The second problem with this one is the fact that Robin is always very serious, and Penguin never takes anything seriously.

Penguin's second choice is Sanji. Again, the problem is apparent pretty much right away.

He smokes like a maniac. And his eyebrows are really weird. NO ONE in my grade smokes, so naturally, this guy is pretty much obliterated.

He also has a personality issue, as he is hopelessly in love with every woman he meets. That means Kitty would be subjected to endless lezzie torture the whole night.

She certainly wouldn't have a problem with temperature, though. Lucky.

Next is Usopp. This problem is not quite so obvious. Or is it?

Take a look at that schnozz. Penguin has a pointy nose, but who has a nose like that?

He's an ace with a slingshot. He's also very charismatic and a good liar. He has a big heart. He's an artist.

Yeah. Not happening.

Her final choice is Chopper, a blue-nosed reindeer. This would be interesting.

He's HILARIOUS, but he's a real wimp when Usopp's not around, so unless we want to go around with a whimpering Penguin in a tiny deer costume, we'll have to give this one up.

Oh! I frogot to mention this, but Usopp's also a wimp when Chopper's not around. When Chopper's with him, he transfroms into some ultra strong protector, but at other times, he's a total pill. And Usopp was around for fourteen books before Chopper was, so THAT was torturous.

Sayonara, everybody!