Alter Egos!

Cranberry; I have decided to let my alter egos write an entire post by themselves. I hope they don't hurt my dad's new laptop(which I am currently using). Now, to introduce them! Here's Boy!

Boy; You dragged me away from my basketball game for THIS?! My teammates NEED me, dude!

Cranberry; SHUT UP. You are not my favvy alter ego as it is, so don't bug me! Eccentric, get over here!

Eccentric; Aww, but my boyfriend and I want some alone time...

Cranberry; That is MY boyfriend, and FYI, he's a flagpole. A bit of drag during the winter, isn't it?

Eccentric; So true, so true. Flagpoles also make very quiet boyfriends. He never wants to do the Gertrude Dance with me.

Cranberry; Sigh, the letdowns of being a girlfriend to a flagpole. Now, Philosopher...

Philosopher; Ohmmmmmmm...

Cranberry; Philosopher?

Philosopher; Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Cranberry; Aww, what the crap. He's no fun anyway. He's only an alter ego of mine because he's a good excuse to wear a false beard.

Eccentric; Why don't I ever get to wear a false beard?

Cranberry; Because you're Eccentric and he's Philosopher.

Eccentric; What if you made up an alter ego that was like me with a false beard? Then I'd get to wear one.

Cranberry; Yes, but that would make you jealous of Philosopher AND yourself. Besides, I have a show to go watch now.

Eccentric; Sayonara, everybody!