I tried, I really did. I couldn't figure out how to post it on there. Sorry. I'll get it to you somehow! I promise!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I tried...
I tried, I really did. I couldn't figure out how to post it on there. Sorry. I'll get it to you somehow! I promise!
Urgh...
I have been made to work at the snack bar at the hockey rink my dad works at. Even though I already have all my work service done for the school year (And it hasn't even started yet. Booyah!). It is boring, but my dad pays me in slurpies. What do you call it? Icees? Slushies? Well, I call them slurpies.
Don't ask me why, but they give me gas. Why do I like them so much, then?
I brought a sketchbook with me to the rink today. I drew really random stuff. Would you like to see them? They're comics about me and my friends. I've photoshopped them so you can read them.
Don't ask me why, but they give me gas. Why do I like them so much, then?
I brought a sketchbook with me to the rink today. I drew really random stuff. Would you like to see them? They're comics about me and my friends. I've photoshopped them so you can read them.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
VP
I love the term VP. It could stand for Vice President. Or Very Pregnant. Vaguely Pressurized. Or my favorite singer, Venetian Princess. Haha, try making a sensible sentence out of that!
The Vice President is Very Pregnant and is Vaguely Pressurized by Venetian Princess.
I recently had an odd dream. I dreamed that a friend from one of the classes I have just completed, Ariella (Of course that's not her real name, nitwit!), had set up a booth in my school. The booth was labeled "Advice; Fifty Cents."
I stopped and looked at the booth, but didn't get in line. Ariella was sitting inside the booth, calling for the next customer, when a buddy of mine from school, Sprite, went up. He sat on the stool and gave Ariella fifty cents.
Ariella listened to his question, then just sat there. Sprite asked, "So, are you going to answer my question or not?"
Ariella replied, "Oh, you wanted me to answer? I'm going to need another fifty cents." Sprite was weirded out, but he gave her the money. Now Ariella said, "I forgot the question, that'll be fifty cents if you want to say it again."
He gave her fifty cents. She said, "I've lost concentration. Seventy-five cents."
He looked at her and said, "You're just cheating me out of my money!"
She nodded and said, "I'll stop right now for ten dollars." He gave it to her, muttering under his breath. She held it up to the light and said, "It ain't legit. Shame on you for trying to counterfeit! Twenty dollars."
That's when Sprite just got up and walked away.
The funny thing is, Ariella isn't the type to do that to people. Weird. Sayonara!
The Vice President is Very Pregnant and is Vaguely Pressurized by Venetian Princess.
I recently had an odd dream. I dreamed that a friend from one of the classes I have just completed, Ariella (Of course that's not her real name, nitwit!), had set up a booth in my school. The booth was labeled "Advice; Fifty Cents."
I stopped and looked at the booth, but didn't get in line. Ariella was sitting inside the booth, calling for the next customer, when a buddy of mine from school, Sprite, went up. He sat on the stool and gave Ariella fifty cents.
Ariella listened to his question, then just sat there. Sprite asked, "So, are you going to answer my question or not?"
Ariella replied, "Oh, you wanted me to answer? I'm going to need another fifty cents." Sprite was weirded out, but he gave her the money. Now Ariella said, "I forgot the question, that'll be fifty cents if you want to say it again."
He gave her fifty cents. She said, "I've lost concentration. Seventy-five cents."
He looked at her and said, "You're just cheating me out of my money!"
She nodded and said, "I'll stop right now for ten dollars." He gave it to her, muttering under his breath. She held it up to the light and said, "It ain't legit. Shame on you for trying to counterfeit! Twenty dollars."
That's when Sprite just got up and walked away.
The funny thing is, Ariella isn't the type to do that to people. Weird. Sayonara!
Friday, July 31, 2009
New Wordle!
So I just made a new Wordle. I never realized I said "Like" and "Spoilsport" so much. I need to talk about Penguin more.
Did I tell you the full story of how Penguin and I got into a brush with the law? I was over at her house when she said, "Want to go get some ice cream?"
I said to her, "Sure..." so Penguin goes off to talk to her mom, and I just wait a moment. Before I know it, Penguin says, "Alrighty, go get your bike!"
I'm gaping at her, not because I didn't have my bike with me (I did), but because her mom wasn't coming with us. I asked her if she knew the way, and she says, "Of course I do! I went over it with my mom, like, a million times!"
So we set off on our bikes, meaning to take the long way instead of the short way, because the short way was undergoing construction, but we somehow took a long turn and ended up on the freeway! We got off of it without much harm, but we accidentally did it AGAIN on the way back. This time, someone called the police, so we ended up getting a police escort all the way home!
I thought it was pretty cool, but neither Penguin or my dad (Who was driving past at the time) did. Penguin was crying. Dad was shaking his head and saying, "Only you, (insert my real name here), Only you."
Sayonara!
Happy B-Day!
Right... If you're wondering why I had that Potter Puppet Pals video on my previous post, it's Harry Potter's Birthday. Sorry if I didn't clarify that.
HAPPY B-DAY, HARRY!
HAPPY B-DAY, HARRY!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Story time!
Alrighty then, this post was inspired by my friend, Ariella, who is another blogger. Check out her blog at
http://thinkinbooks.blogspot.com/
and comment on her stuff.
Now for the post inspired by her. I am, indeed, writing a book (Which publisher should I send it to first, if I ever finish it?) and I will now give descriptions of the four main characters.
Beatrice Dalca; A she-wolf with a mysterious past. She has a huge transformation, being up to three times her human height when in wolf form. Contrary to her large stature, though, she only transforms on the full moon, unlike wolves with very long family lines, who can transform every night. Her parents both died in an unexpected attack, and she hasn't seen her twin brother, Benjamin, since they were both in first grade. Her birthday is December 25th. She has strawberry-blonde hair and bright green eyes. Unpleasant feelings make her eyes dull, and pleasant feelings make them bright. Extreme anger makes her eyes almost yellow with color.
Benjamin Dalca; The werewolf twin brother of Beatrice. His transformation happens every night, but he is much smaller than Beatrice. In human form, he's the same height as Beatrice in human form. They look the same except for their gender and hair color (Beatrice = strawberry blonde/reddish blonde, Benjamin = extremely dark red), and Benjamin's eyes, at the beginning of the book, are perpetually duller than Beatrice's. He is desperate for revenge against Beatrice, but for what, Evangeline and Amber don't know. He falls in love with Evangeline.
Amber Buske; A vampire who has so much magical knowledge that the Magical Aristocrats punished her simply for being a know-it-all. She can only be in vampire form on the full moon, so her transformations are easily coordinated with Beatrice's. She is the daughter of Swedish immigrants, and is 97 years old. She was made into a vampire when she was merely 10 years old, so she's very short. Her hair is white-blonde and waist-length. Her eyes are pale brown. She might be extremely smart magically, but she's pretty stupid by human standards. She was put on magical probation when she was 93. Her date of change is November 30th.
Evangeline Stewart; A young witch in training. At the start of the book, she has no idea what her magical specialty is, only having control of her magic at the most obscure times. She is short, though not as short as Amber, and wears ribbons in her chin-length hair, one bow on either side of her head. She likes to read A LOT. Not much is to be said about her in the beginning, but when she falls in love with Benjamin, the story gets far more complicated. She eventually figures out in the first book that she's an Element, which will be explained later. Her magical specialty, though it is not known at the start, is rocks. Her birthday is December 10.
So those are my characters! Now for something funny!
Harry Potter IS awesome, so if you don't think so, STOP READING THIS IMMEDIATELY.
The Web 2.0 class is ending after today. So sad. I had a very good friend in this class, and I have absolutely NOTHING to do for the rest of the summer. It's so unfortunate.
I wonder when Spoilsport and Penguin get back from camp. It doesn't really matter, in Spoilsport's case, because she's going to Virginia until summer's over afterward, so all I'll have is Penguin. And my other friends.
I suppose I should introduce my other friends, since I have nothing else to do. Let's see... Today, I'll introduce The Wild Woman Of The Forest (Shortened to TWWOTF) and Kitty.
TWWOTF is called that because she is only like that for one month every year; When she goes to camp. So, basically, I never see her in "Wild Woman" mode. For the other eleven months, she is Miss Prim and Proper, but since there already is a prim and proper character on this blog (Prim, my cat), she will be referred to as TWWOTF.
I'm not the only one who is obsessed with kitties! Kitty is so kitty-obsessed that it can sometimes be considered dangerous to be in the same room as her and a kitty. She is TOTALLY jealous of me because I have two kitties and she only has one (I TRY to tell her that my kitties both HATE me, but she doesn't listen).
So, yeah, I have nothing else to say. Sayonara!
http://thinkinbooks.blogspot.com/
and comment on her stuff.
Now for the post inspired by her. I am, indeed, writing a book (Which publisher should I send it to first, if I ever finish it?) and I will now give descriptions of the four main characters.
Beatrice Dalca; A she-wolf with a mysterious past. She has a huge transformation, being up to three times her human height when in wolf form. Contrary to her large stature, though, she only transforms on the full moon, unlike wolves with very long family lines, who can transform every night. Her parents both died in an unexpected attack, and she hasn't seen her twin brother, Benjamin, since they were both in first grade. Her birthday is December 25th. She has strawberry-blonde hair and bright green eyes. Unpleasant feelings make her eyes dull, and pleasant feelings make them bright. Extreme anger makes her eyes almost yellow with color.
Benjamin Dalca; The werewolf twin brother of Beatrice. His transformation happens every night, but he is much smaller than Beatrice. In human form, he's the same height as Beatrice in human form. They look the same except for their gender and hair color (Beatrice = strawberry blonde/reddish blonde, Benjamin = extremely dark red), and Benjamin's eyes, at the beginning of the book, are perpetually duller than Beatrice's. He is desperate for revenge against Beatrice, but for what, Evangeline and Amber don't know. He falls in love with Evangeline.
Amber Buske; A vampire who has so much magical knowledge that the Magical Aristocrats punished her simply for being a know-it-all. She can only be in vampire form on the full moon, so her transformations are easily coordinated with Beatrice's. She is the daughter of Swedish immigrants, and is 97 years old. She was made into a vampire when she was merely 10 years old, so she's very short. Her hair is white-blonde and waist-length. Her eyes are pale brown. She might be extremely smart magically, but she's pretty stupid by human standards. She was put on magical probation when she was 93. Her date of change is November 30th.
Evangeline Stewart; A young witch in training. At the start of the book, she has no idea what her magical specialty is, only having control of her magic at the most obscure times. She is short, though not as short as Amber, and wears ribbons in her chin-length hair, one bow on either side of her head. She likes to read A LOT. Not much is to be said about her in the beginning, but when she falls in love with Benjamin, the story gets far more complicated. She eventually figures out in the first book that she's an Element, which will be explained later. Her magical specialty, though it is not known at the start, is rocks. Her birthday is December 10.
So those are my characters! Now for something funny!
Harry Potter IS awesome, so if you don't think so, STOP READING THIS IMMEDIATELY.
The Web 2.0 class is ending after today. So sad. I had a very good friend in this class, and I have absolutely NOTHING to do for the rest of the summer. It's so unfortunate.
I wonder when Spoilsport and Penguin get back from camp. It doesn't really matter, in Spoilsport's case, because she's going to Virginia until summer's over afterward, so all I'll have is Penguin. And my other friends.
I suppose I should introduce my other friends, since I have nothing else to do. Let's see... Today, I'll introduce The Wild Woman Of The Forest (Shortened to TWWOTF) and Kitty.
TWWOTF is called that because she is only like that for one month every year; When she goes to camp. So, basically, I never see her in "Wild Woman" mode. For the other eleven months, she is Miss Prim and Proper, but since there already is a prim and proper character on this blog (Prim, my cat), she will be referred to as TWWOTF.
I'm not the only one who is obsessed with kitties! Kitty is so kitty-obsessed that it can sometimes be considered dangerous to be in the same room as her and a kitty. She is TOTALLY jealous of me because I have two kitties and she only has one (I TRY to tell her that my kitties both HATE me, but she doesn't listen).
So, yeah, I have nothing else to say. Sayonara!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sorry...
If you had to listen through the Voicethread in the previous post, I'm sorry. I had to do that for my Web 2.0 class. So sorry.
So, uh, yeah, I told you that it's awful. Please don't kill me.
I received a letter from Penguin who's at their camp yesterday. It said that Spoilsport is going nuts and that Penguin was doing her best to annoy her as much as I did. I think that the "Spoilsport is going nuts" part is enough to tell me that.
On the back, it had a funny picture of Spoilsport and her crush that Penguin drew (and not very well, might I add) where Spoilsport was going "Ew" and her crush is totally in love with her. That is funny because it's usually the opposite, because Spoilsport will never hear anything bad said about her crush while her crush is usually like, "Ew" in her direction.
I'll now call Spoilsport's crush "Mr. Jerkface," because, believe me, that's what he is.
I have nothing else to say on that subject. Last night, I was up late watching "Princess Mononoke," which is my favorite movie. It's about the environment. I'm big into protecting the environment (which is the main reason that I bike to school every day), so it always makes me cry at the part when the entire forest dies. Believe me, I'm not the type to cry, but no matter how many times I watch that movie, I always cry. It's a good movie. You should watch it.
So, uh, yeah, I told you that it's awful. Please don't kill me.
I received a letter from Penguin who's at their camp yesterday. It said that Spoilsport is going nuts and that Penguin was doing her best to annoy her as much as I did. I think that the "Spoilsport is going nuts" part is enough to tell me that.
On the back, it had a funny picture of Spoilsport and her crush that Penguin drew (and not very well, might I add) where Spoilsport was going "Ew" and her crush is totally in love with her. That is funny because it's usually the opposite, because Spoilsport will never hear anything bad said about her crush while her crush is usually like, "Ew" in her direction.
I'll now call Spoilsport's crush "Mr. Jerkface," because, believe me, that's what he is.
I have nothing else to say on that subject. Last night, I was up late watching "Princess Mononoke," which is my favorite movie. It's about the environment. I'm big into protecting the environment (which is the main reason that I bike to school every day), so it always makes me cry at the part when the entire forest dies. Believe me, I'm not the type to cry, but no matter how many times I watch that movie, I always cry. It's a good movie. You should watch it.
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