Hey!

Okay, I've been a little lame lately, not doing anything except pointless quiz things. I'll be funny now!

Recently, Squirrel(a demonic idiot that was once called "schnozzy nerd") was feeling bored, so he made a website about me. Despite the fact that we pretty much give each other another reason to want to whack the other over the head with a cinderblock every time we exchange a conversation, it's surprisingly unbiased and not awful. Here it is;

http://lucycranberry.jottit.com

Anyway, since a bunch of our buddies started going to different schools over the summer, Onigiri, Kitty, and I have now started hanging out with a British guy named Skittles. We call him Skittles because one time Mr. 7S had some bowling pins set up in his room at the end of last year, and he said, "What are those skittles doing in here?" Turns out they call bowling pins 'skittles' across the pond.

We like to pretend not to understand anything he says and make up ridiculous names for things that are actually perfectly normal. For example, one time he used the term 'pins and needles' and that just erupted into a fountain of hilarity.

The other day, I went up to him and said, "(Insert his real name here), Onigiri and I have come to a mutual understanding that the three of us are at a permanent mutual misunderstanding, for, you see, Giri makes sense, I don't, and you're British."

I then walked away, and I definitely heard him scream "WHAT THE HELL?!" as I left.

And I guess something interesting happened the night before school started. Miss Acting Buddy and Squirrel(They hate each other even more than Squirrel and I hate each other, which basically means they're best friends) had the idea of getting some friends together to see Vampires Suck.

Basically, it consisted of beating up Mr. President, Skittles, and Stutter, dragging their unconscious bodies into the theater, and getting kicked out because we were making too much noise.

It was fun!

Anyway, Sayonara, everybody!

I died.

Yes, that's right. I died. I think. That explains why I disappeared and wouldn't post.

Or maybe it's because my not-so-loyal fans never commented on the last one.

It's ok. I forgive you.

I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALL SUMMER, so you haven't missed much.

Because I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say, I'm just going to do another of those quiz thingamajigs.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Toushiro Hitsugaya from Bleach
2. Hikaru Hitachiin from Ouran high school host club
3. Grimmjow from Bleach
4. Ulquiorra from Bleach
5. Renji Abarai from Bleach
6. Ikuto Tsukiomi from Shugo Chara
7. Amu Hinamori from Shugo Chara
8. Hatsuharu Sohma from Fruits Basket
9. Momo Hinamori from Hell (just kidding, she's from Bleach)
10. Kuukai Souma from Shugo Chara

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
TOUSHI!!! *glomps*

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Uhh, don't you have a twin brother to go molest?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
ACK!! Go away you tempermental thingamajig!!

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
O_o no comment...

5 cooked you dinner?
OMG Renji-kun!! *fangirl scream* *notices the food* eww, what is THAT?!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Umm... okay??

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Hey, whered amu go???

8 got into the hospital somehow?
He probably got lost again and ended up on some wild adventure...

9 made fun of your friends?
I'd punch her into next week for stealing my Toushi and then having the nerve to rub it in my face!

10 ignored you all the time?
TT^TT Kuukai!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Protect me like the adowabwe wittwe hawttie he is!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Break the other one.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A sound beating.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
roll his eyes and go make out with Orihime

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Do something equally embarassing...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
goes off to molest Amu*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Do something only Amu could do.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
He goes black and starts yelling at me XD

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
lets me punch her lights out like the good little bitch she is.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Laugh with me

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's got eyes like a frozen sea and he's just so CHIBI!!!

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
O_o ARE YOU BLIND, DEAF, AND COMPLETELY LACKING IN ANYTHING RESEMBLING TASTE???

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
He'd probably start beating them up. Then I'd break up with him.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
facepalm* look at the other reaction!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
O_O that's just weird...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Shut him in a closet with Amu and blissfully listen to her scream...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Hey, you're the one with pink hair!

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Dude, you're the biggest heartthrob on the face of the earth. The one who should be worried is Momo.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
HELL NO!!!

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?
Anything for you, my little chibi-suke...

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Black. Punch. End of story and ridiculously gay guy.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
Why do I get the feeling that would totally suit him?

3 told 6 she started her period.
O_o no comment...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
YES!!! SLAP HER AGAIN ULQUI!!! USE A FRYING PAN THIS TIME!!!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Goes and beats someone up.

7 got high.
sigh* Ikuto probably gave her catnip again...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
She doesn't because I show up and punch her lights out, then glomp Toushi!

10 starts working at a bar..
Aren't you too young for that Kuukai?

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
NOOOOO! TOUSHI, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT GAYWAD?!?!?!?!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?
sobs* I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?
Blargh. I'm going to go molest Orihime and forget this ever happened.

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?
You know, that's really not surprising...

4 kiss 8 what's your reaction
Umm Ulqui are you alright???

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?
Ikuto you pedo get away from Toushi!!!

7 is missing .where do you go to look for her?
I don't look for her. I send Ikuto after her.

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring?
How not to get lost.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?
I don't say anything. I just go all "boot to the head."

10 hates you. why?
TT.TT Don't hate me Kuukai!

1 gives you a teddy bear. why
Because he's da most adowabwe wittwe cutie i eva did see!

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?
What is it about?

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?
O_O Grimmjow I never thought u were that crazy...

4 died. how?
Orihime finally got her revenge...

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?
Something stupid?

6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?
You are a robot built to destroy Momo. GET HER!!

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name
Umm... Ran?

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?
That's correct. I stick my tounge out at him and see what happens.

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?
BOOT TO THE HEAD!

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?
Congratulate him.

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?
I hope not.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well, he's pretty darn awesome.

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?
...how...?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Umm... No comment?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Anything would be better than something with Momo in it.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?
Oh, looks like Hikaru finally lured someone in.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Grimm was always the manly man... but what happens when someone finally beats him up for a change?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
MY LITTLE TOUSHI IS NOT GAY!!!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.
You were right... He broke my heart.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
We are all on drugs by Weezer. Don't ask.

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
Warning; TOUSHI IS NOT GAY!!!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Well... I really like renruki a lot... two hours ago.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
NOOOOOOO!!!! TOUSHI!!!! dont leave me... Wait, wise advice of RENJI?! that doesn't exist.

What title would you give this fic?
Crappy cheating-on-author Toushi fic of death!!!

Well, I'm back. I think I'll start a new blog on a different account this year. What do you think?

Sayonara, Everybody!

La-di-day...

So, the once a week thing kinda backfired so far, eh? Well, it's better than what happened to my diary. I told it I wanted to write in it every day, and then I lost it for two years. Bru-ha-ha.

Anyway, i've recently been sick, so I missed out on TWO opportunities to go to 6 Flags! TWO!!!

Well, actually, I got to go to the first one (a fun trip with the band and orchestra), and here's how it went;

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Holy crap, did Stutter just faint? On VIPER?!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Holy crap, did Stutter just faint AGAIN?! On AMERICAN EAGLE?!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Aww crap, did Cranberry just puke all over me?! I thought she was supposed to be the queen of adrenaline!"

And then I went home, and I have no idea what happened next, except for what Onigiri told me about Senorita(a new friend) lusting after a gigantic Jamaican banana she saw someone carrying around and tackling the guy for it.

Then, afterward, On Sunday, the Girl Scouts got to go, too! And there I was, all cooped up at home, barfing my intestines to gravy(which I then barfed up).

Finally, on Tuesday I got to go to school to find that Stutter(Fainting Boy) had asked Kitty out, and she'd said yes! And I was thinking, "Why does nothing exciting happen when I'm around?"

It's true, nothing's happened since then, except Stutter desperately trying to avoid Kitty in the halls while she complains about how they used to be such good friends, but now everything was awkward.

So now things are a little uneasy, especially with exams coming up(Blargh!) and Spazzy(another new friend, who is extremely, extremely British) being all... well... spazzy.

One time, Onigiri and I asked him if all British people were spazzes. He proceeded to tell us he was not spazzy at all, then crashed into a pole, flailed his arms around so much that he knocked me over, fell down on top of me, and finally tripped Onigiri so she fell on top of him. Spazzy sandwich!

And yesterday were the stupid Junior Thespian Society induction ceremonies. It's essentially some snotty ritual where Mr. Drama announces who his favorite students are. I only bothered joining because Mr. D was bugging me so much, "You're such a good actress, and you have enough points to get in... Why not join, you're so good at acting..."

Well, it has been scientifically proven that people in JTS get better grades in his classes, but unfortunately next year I probably won't be in any of them(Unless I somehow get into that Musical Theatre elective of his).

Well, not much else to say, so Sayonara, everybody!

Weird thing???

The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: Anything I'm Not by Lenka (Okay, that makes a little sense...)

Waking Up: Like a Virgin by Glee?! (What the crap?!)

First day of school: Poker Face by Lady Gaga(Maybe that makes the teeniest bit of sense)

Falling in love: Back to the start by Lily Allen (Okay, a song about jealousy... Huh?)

Fighting: Take a bow by Glee (Ack! It makes so much sense!)

Breaking up: Corner of your heart by Ingrid Michaelson (But.. This is about getting back together...)

Driving: Love Story by Taylor Swift (Whoa! Sense much?)

Flashback: Vogue by Glee (Why does everything actually make the slightest bit of sense?)

Getting back together: We are all on Drugs by Weezer (This should probably be switched with the break up song...)

Prom Night: Don't let me fall by Lenka (Hey, this makes sense!)

Wedding: You belong with me by Taylor Swift (This makes sense too!)

Birth of a child: The hat by Ingrid Michaelson (??)

Final battle: Telephone by Lady Gaga (Huh... The lyrics don't make sense, but the tune kinda does)

Death scene: Taking Chances by Glee (Strangely, this kind of fits, you know?)

Funeral: Forever and Always by Taylor Swift (Another one that strangely makes sense!)

End credits: Dreaming by Weezer (Another one that kinda makes sense? Weird!)

Howdies?

Sorry about not posting last week. I didn't get an oppurtunity on Saturday because I spent 36 STRAIGHT HOURS at Onigiri's house! It was just after the final dance of the year! Sniff...

I had loads of fun at the dance! Even when no one else was on the floor, I was dancing my butt off. Some of those buttfaces that bullied me made fun of me for dancing alone, but later, the guy I like asked me to dance during a slow dance! So HA!!!

If you're curious about the "slow dancing" part, keep an eye out for posts about someone named "Band Nerd". (Yes, he is extremely nerdy)

But anyway, this time, I stood up to them! In fact, I'm pretty proud of how I counterattacked... And I quote, "I may be dancing alone, but at least I can. You guys have so little personality between you that you need to dance in a huge group just to dance at all. So you guys can go ahead and be total copycats, but excuse me while I dance my own dance."

Awesome, right? Pearls of wisdom, baby!

I guess it was a little more awesome than I'd intended it to be, because some of those very same boys started idolizing me five seconds later and copying my dancing. Well, it's better than them making fun of me.

In fact, some of my friends were going on on Monday about how they wish they had the confidence to dance by themselves like that. Confidence? HUHH???

Yeah, so it's just a little weird, but I guess I should enjoy this while it lasts.

Sayonara, everybody!

Hey!

I've officially decided that this blog is back in session! I refuse to be all melancholy and depressing and stuff anymore, because among my friends, I'm supposed to be the happy and optimistic one. So, I'm pleased to announce that this blog is back on air!

My life has been fairly normal lately, which is never good. I guess I'll just have to deal.

Being that my life has been normal, I have nothing more to say. Sayonara, everybody! I'll try to post at least once a week!

Stupid.

My idiotic sister called me stupid yesterday for thinking it would make anything better if I didn't shout out to the world what was making me sad.

You want me to shout it out to the world, Peanut? Okay, I'll shout it out to the world;

I'M GETTING BULLIED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN M ENTIRE LIFE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!!! I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN BULLIED BEFORE, AND IF I WAS I WASN'T CONSCIOUS OF IT!!! PEOPLE ARE SAYING I'M STUPID AND IDIOTIC AND ON DRUGS, BUT I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS AND I'M GETTING A 4.0 GPA RIGHT NOW, BUT STILL NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!!

So that's what's wrong. No one ever dared to bully me before because I was already pretty quiet and self-conscious back in grade school(hard to believe now, isn't it?), and they would've gotten in even more trouble bullying me than anyone else because the teachers felt sorry for me.

But in Middle School, I started branching out and getting more crazy and stuff. so I guess people figured that they could bully me now. I guess they didn't consider that I'm not tough enough to BE bullied yet.

I'm on Spring break now, though, so I guess I can relax a little now. I love Spring! It's the happy time when I can get back on my bike after a long time of goig everywhere on FOOT! Horror, horror!

It's also the only time of year when I'm any good at poetry. Strange happenings.

No Name wrote a very inspiring poem a few weeks ago, and I've been using it to get through these hard times. I'll put it here now. It's an effigy poem, so forgive me if it looks strange.

------------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don't want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
somethings wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
----come along, the one who's-
-----------brave enough to--------
---------------climb all-------------
---------------the way-------------
--------------to the top--------------
-------------of the tree.--------------

Whew! It must have taken her forever to think that up. It took forever just to type it!

With that, Sayonara! I promise I'll be as optimistic as possible!